The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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The power to poop standing up

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The power of micro penis.

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The ability to fart pee.

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!