The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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wast your time on the computer

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The power to see through thin air

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The power to lose the remote.

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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Being alive (until you die).

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!