the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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The power of exact change

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to speak in cursive

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!