the power to pee on command

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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The power to stay a virgin

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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the power to lose your power at will

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to levitate mustard.

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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The power to imagine a new colour

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!