See through invisible people

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The power to fall up.

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the power the convince people if they agree

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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The power to reseal bottles!

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The power to have bad luck!

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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The power to read your own mind!

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!