The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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The power to die when you die

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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the power to have an idea..

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the power to hate nature

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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the power to fart every time you blink

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The power to see where light is not present.

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!