the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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The power to read your own mind.

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to make asians smart

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The superpower to poo at will.

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The power to bleed

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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Teleporting to Mexico

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!