The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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the power to fart every time you blink

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The power of bullet atraction

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!