the power to do two suicide bombings

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the power to get in the van

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power to create shit

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!