The power to make objects slightly furry

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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The power to not Waste time

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the power to go on this website

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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Third armpit.

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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The ability to see through glass

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The super pow.er to die at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!