The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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The power to commit suicide.

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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The power to become yourself

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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The power to summon unspendable money

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The power to think outside the bun.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!