The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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the power to write only the letter R

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The power to grow fingernails.

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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Super-slowness

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the ability to turn into random hats

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!