The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to be yourself.

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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the power to vote

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The power of bullet atraction

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!