The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The power to grow fingernails.

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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Super-slowness

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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the ability to turn into random hats

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!