The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

thumb_up thumb_down -45

The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

thumb_up thumb_down +182

The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

thumb_up thumb_down +146

The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

thumb_up thumb_down +134

The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

thumb_up thumb_down +124

The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

thumb_up thumb_down +116

the power to shit liquidly

thumb_up thumb_down +114

The power to attract bullets.

thumb_up thumb_down +110

The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

thumb_up thumb_down +104

The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

thumb_up thumb_down +100

A healing punch

thumb_up thumb_down +94

The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

thumb_up thumb_down +92

The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

thumb_up thumb_down +90

Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

thumb_up thumb_down +88

power to eat through your but

thumb_up thumb_down +84

The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

thumb_up thumb_down +74

The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

thumb_up thumb_down +72

The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

thumb_up thumb_down +66

The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

thumb_up thumb_down +62

the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

thumb_up thumb_down +58

The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

thumb_up thumb_down +58

The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

thumb_up thumb_down +52

Wait this isn't pornhub!?

thumb_up thumb_down +50

Feeling people's depression.

thumb_up thumb_down +48

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!