The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The power to have bad luck!

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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Liam Brudenell

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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The power to read your own mind!

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The power to read your own mind.

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The power to die when you die

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to make asians smart

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The power to reseal bottles!

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The power to bleed

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!