The ability to know when men have erections

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The power to only drink liquids

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The power to sweat acid.

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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the power to fart mace

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The power to make dad jokes.

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!