The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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The power to not be funny

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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the power to have an idea..

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to turn cake into poop.

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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the power to fart every time you blink

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The power of bullet atraction

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!