The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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The ability to see through glass

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The power to take away your power.

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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Find Waldo

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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The power to see through thin air

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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the power to go on this website

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!