The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The power to write complete sentenc

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the ability to become black.

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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the power to in power your self

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!