The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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the power to like mass effect 3

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the power the convince people if they agree

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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The power to change your emotions

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to become a carrot.

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The power to imagine a new colour

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!