The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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The ability to see through glass

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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The power to take away your power.

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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Find Waldo

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!