- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

The power to plank

The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

the power to do two suicide bombings

the power to get in the van

The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

The power to create shit

The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

The power to read autistic people's minds

The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

The power to get anything for free but at a cost

The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

Pointless Super Powers