the power to shit liquidly

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The power to attract bullets.

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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the power to be powerless

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A healing punch

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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power to eat through your but

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the power to eat when your hungry

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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The power to be yourself.

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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The power to poop standing up

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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the power to vote

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!