The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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the power... to read this

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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Swiss army teeth.

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The ability to fart inwards.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!