The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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Going through obejects but cant move

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!