The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The power to jump faster.

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The power to find lost socks.

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!