The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The power to have bad luck!

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The power to read your own mind!

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The power to read your own mind.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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to make asians smart

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!