- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

The power to blink slightly less often.

The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

The useless power to write about useless powers...

solar powered night-vision

The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

The power to be powerless

Ladder hands.

The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

The power to attract bullets.

The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

The power to have no power.

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The power to close your nose

the power to sneeze cum

The power to speak in braille...

The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

power to eat through your but

The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

Pointless Super Powers