The power to turn wine into water

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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The power to smell any point in time

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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Invisible handwriting.

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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the power to fire my lazer

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!