The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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the power to see through glass

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!