The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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the power to turn into nothing.

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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The power to shit dirt!

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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the power to youtube poop

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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the super power to remove your super power

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The ability to lactate air.

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the power to see when the lights are on

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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the power to fly for a second

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!