The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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Immunity to medication

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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The power to find lost socks.

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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The power to only see glass.

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!