the power to fail at life

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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the ability to have children fully grown

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power of not knowing

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The ability to yell through your nose

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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Find Waldo

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The power to understand this: Alucard: Father! I will stand against you! Dracula: Then it is time to kill your weak human side and join me in REMAKING THIS WORLD! (battle ensues Dracula takes a hell of a beating) Dracula: AAAAAAAARGHHHHHH! Heh... sarcasm... What is a man... if he gains the world, but loses his soul... limps away... Mark 8:36 I believe... Alucard: Father! I did not wish for you to die! Dracula: Uh I lost a sole, and the world is mine, already... Alucard: Well then lets keep fighting. Moral: Richter: YOU STEAL MENS SOLES! Dracula: The same could be said about every shoe shopper... Me: You are not gonna get this one, but if Dracula STEAL MENS SOULS! Then why would he have a soul to begin with? Its confusing... and the power to understand this is meaningless... BUT ENOUGH TALK YOU MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! HAVE AT THY!

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!