The power to exist

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The power to pee any color

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The power to be a normal human

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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Grass eating

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The power to erase your own existence.

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!