The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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the power to die at will

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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Retractable Teeth

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power of exact change

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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The power to sleep

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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The power to poop out your penis.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!