the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The power of not knowing the future

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The power to take a crap.

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The power to write a country song

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The power to pee standing up

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!