The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The power to speak brail.

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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the power to sugar a limpet

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!