The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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The power to sweat soup.

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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the power to feel extreme pain

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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The power to watch womens basketball

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!