the power to not finish your

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The power to not have this superpower

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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Being alive (until you die).

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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The power to do nothing

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!