to not care about pointless superpowers

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The power to find lost socks.

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The ability to be raped.

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to sweat soup.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!