The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The super pow.er to die at will

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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To call me maybe

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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The power to repel women.

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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The power to exist

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!