The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The power to be buried at sea

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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The power to set money on fire

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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the power to sleep during day

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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the power to smell tastebuds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!