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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.
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Meltman, with the power to melt!
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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.
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The ability to drop everything you hold
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The Power to Combust
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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out
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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches
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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.
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The power to sleep if your not awake
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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.
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Retractable Teeth
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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!
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blindness
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The power to repel women.
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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.
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The power to sneeze scissors
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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.
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The power to have the strength of 50 old people
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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.
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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)
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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com
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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it
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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.
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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!