The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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The power to pee standing up

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the power to see through my eye lids

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The power to be a normal human

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!