the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

thumb_up thumb_down +100

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

thumb_up thumb_down +90

Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

thumb_up thumb_down +88

The super power to control paper.

thumb_up thumb_down +76

The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

thumb_up thumb_down +56

The power to fly but only when your on the ground

thumb_up thumb_down +50

The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

thumb_up thumb_down +50

The power to sleep

thumb_up thumb_down +46

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

thumb_up thumb_down +46

The power to get AIDS.

thumb_up thumb_down +44

the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

thumb_up thumb_down +40

the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

thumb_up thumb_down +40

The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

thumb_up thumb_down +34

The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

thumb_up thumb_down +32

The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

thumb_up thumb_down +22

The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

The power to pee ants.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

The power to reseal bottles!

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Th power to be telepathetic

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!