The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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the power to sleep during day

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The power to do nothing

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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The power of not knowing the future

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!