the ability to wake up on an elephant

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the power to fly but only upward

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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The power to be blind

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the power to not have a power

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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the power to fart mace

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!