The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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The power to not finish your....

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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the power to be powerless

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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The power of Acid Tears

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The ability to only fart in public

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!