- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

The power to see John Cena.

the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

The power to have the strength of 50 old people

for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

anything Aquaman does

the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

Pointless Super Powers