The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to be a normal person

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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The power to transform into yourself

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The power to smell poop

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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the power to get STD's

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!