The power to not have this superpower

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The power to kill yourself.

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The power to die but once

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Endless falling....

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!