the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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The power to move 7% faster.

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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the power to kiss your own ass

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The power of asdfgh

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The power to make cats burp.

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power to not Waste time

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The power to control your own limb movement

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!