The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!